Wednesday's Expeditions Episode 1 Cullintra House

Wednesday’s Expeditions

Episode 1
August 2nd2006
Cullintra House


T'was a grand evening we had last night at Patricia's, much less lively than last Wednesday with all the row and ruction going on. I'm not sure I was able to explain exactly how that happened or not, but t'was an innocent incident entirely. Who would have thought that little man would fly off his feet when I gave him a happy shove after a risqué joke. Off he flew and you know the rest. Although I love the attention of the older gentlemen, I must keep all options open because some of them have money.
~~Bridget

Once again, an interesting blend of people at Patricia's. But I wish Vickie wouldn't have started making passes at that nice woman's husband at dinner. And right in front of the nice woman. Their romantic escape wasn't all it was cracked up to be. They (Vickie and the nice man) just couldn't keep their hands off each other. Of course, the kicker was when the wife became hysterical; throwing every course of food that Patricia brought out. Poor Vickie. When the woman finished Vickie off with the chocolate mousse I thought I'd seen it all. But no - I had seen it all when the husband started licking the mousse off of Vickie's face. Vickie - what was his name? And where is he from and does he have friends? I hope you can get the plum sauce out of your hair before this evening. What time are we leaving? I could use a good walk. Oh did I mention that the cat's tail caught fire at dinner last at Patricia's? Yes, well, it did. Quite a sight.
~~Maggie

I am amazed at how calmly Vickie took that barrage of food coming her way. I thought for sure she would lose her cool after the plate of veggies hit her in the back of the head! She just has such a way with those old men!! It's the twinkle in her eyes and the way her feet start tapping that sets those old men’s' minds to work. Then when Shirley "accidentally" tipped over that lady's chair....what a hoot! Soup all down the front of her. That's what set the cat off I think. Poor critter didn't know which way to turn for safety so ended up with a tail too close to the fire.....truth be told....that's what started that whole episode...a "tail" too close to the "fire."

I'm just glad I was able to get Vickie out to the conservatory and sit us both down with a bottle of wine. Whew! Now...correct me if I am wrong...but didn't Linda happen to slip out through the kitchen with that wonderfully mysterious man, whist all this was going on? Has anyone seen her yet today? I want to know the details there!!

Do you suppose Patricia will EVER let us come back there again? I know that carpet in the diningroom is ruined.
~~Finola


Yes, and leave it to Shirley to cover your back when the times get tough. But what a waste of a good hollandaise sauce.
~~Maggie

I was so excited to be escorted to that table by Patricia, she so loves to spread us about. Imagine this small town girl eating dinner with his lordship and ladyship from the north. We were having such a lovely chat, and I was in such awe. It did seem odd that his wife was so cool and didn't talk all that much, he and I laughed so much my stomach is still sore. All of a sudden it seemed to change when he put his hand on my thigh and was stroking me in such a splendid way I couldn't move. Then I could see Char coming out from under the table with a wink and her napkin. It all went downhill from there. Now, I'm not accusing our Charlotte of anything, but, well I need not say more. I certainly tried my best to stay in control, but when his wife threw that plate at my head just as Patricia came through the door with the mousse and that crazed woman grabbed it from her and threw that as well, I knew it was time to skidattle. Then his lordship started licking my...well I'm sure you saw where that was, he just didn't want that delicious mousse to go to waste that's all. I'm afraid it will be our last dinner at Patricia's, unless we can come up with some kind of explanation.
~~Bridget

Thanks for clearing up exactly how that fracas happened at Patricia Cantlon's! And here I was thinking some of the hullabaloo might have been our fault! Simple misunderstanding! I'm sure she will welcome us back again! Sure, now, wasn't it his lordship that caused it all.
~~Claire

Well, wouldn't you know it. Our Charlotte - Sweet sweet Charlotte. I really think Patricia enjoys those kinds of "events" at her dinners. Just don't try to put the wrong candles in the wrong holders. Everything else is a "go"!. I will check with Patricia and see if she will have us back again this week. Is everyone agreeable to that?
~~Maggie


Linda seems to think that going back to Patricia's this week is waaaaay to soon. I guess we need to give her a rest. OK, so we need another idea. What say you sisters? I have been giving it some thought and have come up empty. But I have really come to love our Wed. nights as well as Thurs.
~~Maggie

Notes on Creegh Episode 3

Notes From Creegh
Episode 3
August 3, 2006


As your self-appointed weather girl, I have decided to add another feature, well actually a day, to my report. It seems that we have grown to expect more of our week in Creegh and are now doing some amount of celebrating on Wed. in addition to Holy Thurs. So, my weather report will give the Wed. forecast as well. I hope you find this useful.

Wed. Mostly clear skies. High 66F, humidity 55%. Winds NNW at 10 to 15 mph. 20% chance of rain.
Thurs. will be cloudy skies. High 68F and low 52F. Winds NW at 10 to 15 mph. 20% chance of rain.

Now I find these temps to be just perfect. In fact, I could use them a bit cooler. Ya know, cloak weather.

Please let me know if there is something else you would like to see on the weekly weather report. I'm sure I could work it in.
~~Maggie

What time are we leaving today, we should walk there I think, and get a ride home from one of the locals.
~~Bridget

I think the weather sounds splendid. A light shawl will be just the thing. But, Patricia...I, too, long for the time when we can all wear our cloaks!!! Won't we be the talk of the town?

I will be looking especially good tonight when we go out. I get my hair cut today. So....sorry if I steal more than my share of glances this evening, but that happens sometimes! Patricia has been getting alot of attention lately with her weight loss, so I think it's my turn!!!
~~Finola

I was beginning to feel a little conspicuous with all of the attention I was getting. It will be nice to get a bit of a rest from it. Thank you dear Charlotte. Where will we be goin' this evenin'?
~~Maggie

Victoria seems to be able to find the most delightful little places to visit so I think she should again, be our guide. Truth be told....then I don't have to think about anything more than all the fun we will be having.

Dearest Patricia....I hate to be the bearer of unsettling news...but you have not, I repeat have NOT been the center of ALL the attention. If I am not mistaken, our own Linda has been gleaning a fair amount also. And then Victoria seems to catch the eye of all those old gents. And I won't forget that Shirley seems to start out the evenings so quietly, surveying the crowd and then making her move. So glad there is always enough to go around!!!

I am wearing jeans and some top that is full of bright colors for this evenings wanderings. Will find a scarf that matches, of course. I am ready to go anytime now for our evening out. I like the idea of walking there and riding home with "someone."
~~Finola

Perhaps the others are getting their share of attention. I haven't noticed. Enjoying my own little world. So many men, so little time. Of course when you narrow it down to men with good teeth, we don't seen to need so much time.
~~Maggie

Well...didn't we have just the grandest of times last night? I never knew we could get so many people out dancing at one time at Walsh's. Makes me glad they had not started the fire last evening! Even Vickie was shedding clothes like there was no tomorrow. I hope she managed to get all those layers back on in proper order. The green scarf was the perfect one for the evening. I did have to mention to Shirley, when she snuck back in after the break, that her top was inside out. Wonder HOW that happened? Care to share details with us, Shirley?

I have soaked my feet once already today......now if I could just wake up this nice gentleman that escorted me home, I would make him rub them for me.....my feet, ladies...rub my feet!!! Well, for starters anyway.
~~Finola

I can explain Shirley's shirt, she must have just been cooling off in the night air. Yes, that's it.
~~Bridget

Thought Vickie's scarf went well with her bra. I never thought she would dare to peel off that many layers. The music was simply grand last night. I broke the heel on my boot again. I need a good pair of dancing shoes. And yes, Shirley did look a bit disheveled, but her grin told the whole story. I believe a good time was had by all. Especially Linda. We will let her tell the story.
~~Maggie

'Twas a farm hand that Linda disappeared with last evening. Yes, she claims he had very strong hands, a faint smell of cows, but never mind that, and with all the milk he drinks, he has VERY GOOD TEETH!!! Score 1 for Linda! Claims also that after she was finished with him, there was nothing left but his Wellies. I disappeared with no one - saving myself for tonight. I'm ready to go right now. Linda will probably be coming along later. She needs a nap.
~~Maggie

Notes from Creegh Episode Two

Notes From Creegh

Episode Two June 8, 2006


Wow! Creegh's locals will be sweltering - Thurs.'s high will be 75! And the low 57 and clear as a bell. But hang onto your hat, because Fri. is going to be windy. Char, I don't think I will take my ruana. Just something else to lose. So everyone weigh in on your thoughts for tomorrow. I think the place is going to be packed! Vickie and I will get there early.
~~Maggie

But didn't we have a grand time last night!? Bridget, I did see the barkeep making eyes at you and aren't we grateful for the service we received. And you were in fine, fine dancing form. The band was grand. Char, who was the curly haired young man with the nice smile (and teeth) we saw you sidling up to? You made a very handsome couple indeed. And then I must ask to where you disappeared? Inquiring minds what to know. And Shirley, you seem to shed all of your worries last night. Nice to let things go. Linda, I saw you in the snug, in deep conversation. Discussing the ways of the world, were you? Anything to report? Isn't it nice that we can all get away every Thurs. night? ~~Maggie

Thank you Pat for picking me up, I'm glad we could be the first ones there. The day was warm but somehow it stayed cool inside. And by evening a shawl felt good on these old bones. T'was grand to see all the locals again, don't they look forward to our calls. What did you think of the fine strap of a man working the bar tonight. He was a great one for the smile and a wink. And when he came around from the bar and started dancing with me, I was astonished. Mmmm I can still feel his hand on my hips, holding me close. Sure t'was grand indeed.
Now I will go to sleep with a smile on my face, and dream sweet dreams. Thanks girls, I had a great time. ~~Bridget


About that curly haired man.....the one with the good teeth......let me just say he has the sweetest way with words....and hands that can work wonders!!! Who was dark haired stranger that kept following you around Pat? I don't think we have seen him at Walsh's before. Do tell!!! ~~Finola


Yes, the dark haired stranger was a very nice man - from Wales, as I recall. Just recently moved to Ireland. But I actually have my eye on the red haired stranger. I see him at the pub every week and I'm having a difficult time getting him to notice me. He seems quite shy. I'm enjoying the flirting, but am so out of practice. 'Tis nice, though, to know that I may have the dark haired stranger to fall back on - no pun intended. ~~~Maggie


Yeah, my friend and I solved the problems of the world in the snug. You know how I love a deep conversation! Sorry I didn't join in all of the dancing, but I was really enjoying the music and the company! He's not the best looking of the beautiful Irishmen at Walsh's, but I'm really enjoying his mind. Great sense of humor! Just startin' to think of his other parts! ~~~Claire


Feel the same about my red haired stranger. He is very much a gentleman (I think), not particularly good looking. He wears his shyness well but I'm hoping for a breakthrough very soon. How much can a girl take? Other parts? I can barely get this one to show his face. ~~~Maggie

Notes from Creegh - Episode One

MAY 17, 2006

Hopefully Linda won't mind if I use this..........it is so apropos

Sisters of the Auld Sod,
The weather for our night on the town in Creegh will be wind and rain with temps in the mid to low 50s. Please dress accordingly. And please remember Creegh is where Bridget and I first declared our love to one another. 'Tis truly holy ground. I believe the actual spot is on the pavement in front of Walsh's. Drink had been taken.
~ Maggie


Indeed, drink had been taken if we were standin’ outside the pub. Bedad, I don’t even remember anyone declarin’ love for anyone, but then I’m deef an’ all. I’m after diggin’ out one of me wooly sweaters to wear to Walsh’s tomorrow night. It’ll warm up nce the music starts.
~ Claire


Ah sure an I have me green sweater all ready to wear tomorrow night. Will be wearing another shirt under if so when it heats up from all our dancin’ I can shed the wool for a wee bit of time.
Imagine that….drink taken…..who would have thought
~ Finola


Heard last night that Paul McCartney and his wife have split and will seek a divorce. Sad! He had his one true love in his life. He had his Linda and The Mull of Kintyre! That’s really too bad the new marriage failed but, on the bright side, I see that this allows an opening for Char. Of course Paul will be suffering from decreased circumstances with only about a billion in worth after the divorce settlement, and next time he may insist on a pre-nup, but Char is frugal so I’m sure she could learn to live meagerly. Also, Paul is a much older man than Char usually picks but I think she could learn to love him and her health care experiences will serve her very well dealing with an aging husband. By the coincidence of it, a relationship with Sir Paul would definitely benefit Char’s friends with several residences to vacation in too!
~ Maggie


Sure an’ haven’t ya made me laugh out loud yet again. Me neighbors think I’m nuts! For my dearest friends, if I HAD to, I would force myself to forge a relationship with Paul. Me being the kind hearted soul that I am, I am certain he would soon forget what’s-her-name. I’m certain he would want to buy me a wonderful “cottage in Ireland too…just for being the sweet person I am……hahahahaha
~ Finola


So it wasn’t a dream? As finance minister, I must relate that we had indeed drink taken, more than our usual three. T’was a grand evening and I did indeed declare my love to our dear Patricia, and to all crammed into that little car. What were we singing? Feels great to pull off that wool for the dance. Love to ye
~ Bridget


T’was a grand time, indeed., but we will have even more fun tonight. Now if only I could remember where I left me dancing shoes. Wish I shared the same heartfelt sorrow for the McCartney’s, I never cared for Heather much-but then Paul didn’t check with me first. I felt that he married too soon after the death of his beloved Linda. But I do think he’s ready for a ride with Char. I think that once he meets her and he sees how unpretentious she is, he will toss the idea of a pre-nup right out the window. ‘Tis going to be a transitional period for our Sister Char, however, what with having to trade in the stroller for a wheelchair, his legs covered with a lap robe (handmade by Sister Linda), Char preserving is dignity by wiping the drool from the corner of his mouth, all the while the two of them humming the song “When I’m 64”. When ya think about it, much of the care given will be the care of the duty nurse…….and we take the private jet to Ireland! He will never know that we are occupying the other wing of the House. I actually prefer doing Irish fantasies. But this has a lot of the elements for a good story…..an old rich man, a younger woman with perky breasts who just happens to be a nurse, a large estate in England, and four sisters lookin’ for a good time and a place to rest their heads. Yes, now back to Bridget declaring her luv. Yes, she did declare it to the sisterhood as well. Linda you had gone to the other side of the car and just didn’t hear it. Ya do all know that Bridget luvs ya. I’m not sure what color jumper I’ll be wearin’ tonight. But, I intend to get there early and will get “our table”. Who do ya tink will be playin’ tonight? If it’s windy and rainy, we should probably have our cloaks at the ready.
~ Maggie


I have got me clothes all laid out and ready for tonight's trip to Walsh's. I've been practicing my dance steps, too, Shirley. We can't let Bridget have ALL the fun. We will be keeping on eye on Gypsy....both you and the other!!
~ Finola


Never was much of a McCarthy fan. But I would fully support our dear Charlotte in her decision. Sure you would need someone to help you manage your property, we would certainly lift that burden for you.A cloak is a wise decision as the weather can be very unpredictable. Oh I hear the music starting......that'll be 2 Jameson with no ice and a pitcher of water, Bailey's with no ice, pint of Guinness, and did you want a Coke Shirley? Love you!!
~ Bridget

A financial wizard and a barmaid? How did we get so lucky?
~ Maggie

Damn...she is good......
~Finola

Shucks, you girls can lift a girl's day. Big hugs all around
~ Bridget

Did we have a good time at Walsh's tonight? Who did we see and what did we do? Did we flirt? With whom? I know who Shirley was flirting with. And I know who I would flirt with if I had the chance again. Good night!!
~ Maggie


Whooo---eeeeeee! Did we have a good time last night!?! I'm betting I'm the first one up and I doubt a one of us has a voice left. Only got raw nubs for feet from all the dancin', too. What a night!! Didn't ya love when The Gypsy sang acouple songs to Shirley----starin' straight into her eyes---I could feel the sexual tension there! (Fanning myself here just thinkin' about it!) What a coincidence to run into that guy that plays with the local band around here---Martin something! Who knew he was touring Ireland! I saw him follow Vicki out for a smoke acouple times and those must've been really long cigarette's but they both came back in with silly grins and Vicki danced up a storm after that. But it really brought the house down when Paul McCartney walked in! He tried to be cool and not take anything away from the band but it was grand when he sang along. He sorta sidled over next to the wall where Char was standing and there he stayed leanin' against that yellow-orange wall. I'm thinkin' he had one hand on her back somewhere but I'm sure no one else noticed. Subtle! Char just kept that Mona Lisa smile on her face---she is so-o-o good at that! Thankfully, tho, the tabloids didn't find Paul there last night and we're not talkin', right? And, Patricia! Did you notice that fine-lookin' bartender couldn't take his eyes off yerself? Sure now that worked out dandy, didn't it? I don't believe any of the sisters paid for a drink all night long! I'm sure I saw a bit of eye contact between you and him, didn't I? Maybe a knowing smile and a bit of patty-fingers when handin' across the drinks? And who was that other guy that kept hangin' around, too? I, meself, was delighted to find Jimmie playin' his guitar, twinklin' blue eyes and beautiful smile. I loved it when he sang "Whistlin' Gypsy"! Sure, now, I'm going to nudge him here and tell him I'm writin' about him.........
~ Claire


And I thought it was maybe just a dream, but if Linda saw the same as I did.....sure it must be true! Ah...don't wake Jimmie just yet.....let him rest for I'm sure you kept him "up all night"
~ Finola

Hi sisters, I have just sent you a postcard with the Flynn coat of arms on it! You can view it here: The name Flynn in Ireland is among the fifty most frequently found in the country. The name is derived from the Gaelic word 'flann' which means 'ruddy'

Trip down memory lane

Just thought that everyone would like to go for a trip down memory lane. I think we should put in an offer and purchase this place.

http://walshspub.westclare.net/

Ireland's Phallic Wesite

Well, mother, when putting this site together for you I tried to find a photo of a phallic stone for you and came across this website. I just can't believe it!! So, instead I'm posting the site to your first blog page for all to see and gasp at. Someday we will take the Phallic tour #2 together, because I just haev to see it to believe it. I hope you and your ladies have fun with this. It's super easy and would be such a scrapbook of things to look back upon. Would be great to put your travel logs and photos of your last trip, and continue with your next.

http://www.beyond-the-pale.org.uk/phallic2.htm

Hugs and love ladies ~ Sarah Jayne